We've been together on this earth for millions of years. Its about time we learned to love each other too.
You had me at ‘I hate everyone’
this vine is better than all of paranormal activity
too much can happen in six seconds. we have gone too far.
how long did it take you to notice the second dude from the right licking the other guy’s shoulder
me at a straight boy’s house
me: mom im hungry
mom: eat a fruit
stop right there…
why can’t mosquitos suck out my fat instead